Fear and Loathing in Suburbia, Part the Millionth

We hold a fundraiser every year, proceeds to benefit a PTA unit, for God's sake, so I go around to different stores in strip malls and ask if they'll make a donation for our raffle baskets. For the first time, someone today asks me what the benefit's for. I say, "A PTA unit." "Yeah, but what?" this guy in a pizza parlor asks. Like our financials? I told him it went for high school scholarships, etc., then the putz told me I'd have to wait for the manager. That would be a pretty good scam, wouldn't it? Going around to shopping centers hitting stores up for $10 gift certificates for pizza by posing as a PTA mom? Jackass.