Also, this is not nice of me, but one of my friends dated this kind of sketchy (but very bright, like that makes up for anything) guy in high school. Anyway, he always had a distinct whiff of skank about him, and it seems he has stayed true to himself, in his fashion. Among other things, he has lengthy pages detailing a) his prostate cancer (that one I don't have a problem with--whatever helps him deal) and b) lengthy diatribes about the state of his moribund marriage, his wife's depression, and his lack of a sex life. Apparently it has been roughly a year and a half since their last encounter. And he needs everyone on the interwebs to know this. He is thinking about cheating, and he apparently is hoping that the people who live inside the computer will tell him it's okay because his wife's depression must really get old. I have the link to the page but I have enough self-control, just barely, not to post it. What was the name of that story collection from Nathan Englander, For the Relief of Unbearable Urges or something like that?