Newsflash from Emily to fashion industry: woman past the age of 22 do not like exposing their stomachs. Think: childbearing years. As a data point, most women are past the age of 22. Why is it so hard for you people to get this? And fucking stop using fabrics that cling to every lump we have. Assholes.

Also? The whole shrug/wrap thing with distressed/tortured fabric? Please stick a fork in it. It looks good on like three women. Flattering cuts. Nice fabric. Is this so hard????? Also? Ix-nay on the unic-tays. Now get to work.

Incidentally, I just tried googling bohemian ethnic women clothing over 40 and found some truly frightening things.