More Fashion Do's and Don'ts for the Overweight
* Don't wear a five-year-old nursing bra to try on clothing
* Do OD on carbs with best friend afterwards. Or is that a don't? It felt right, anyway

Things I hate: button-front shirts with spandex. Cause they look like they could maybe be cute, and then you try them on, and they're cut too narrowly, which the give in the spandex would supposedly accommodate, except you're not 13 anymore and don't want to be molested all over by the damn fabric.