I spend too much time on this shoe blog. Besides, cute shoes in size 11 are in short supply (sort of like cute outfits in size 14). Handbags are another story: they don't come in sizes. Can't have too many.

I need to find a bitchy fun blog for women in their 40's of a certain size who like to shop and not pay retail. That, and this poncho. I've mentioned the similarity between Burberry and crack cocaine, have I not?