Can I just say I'm already getting weirded out in my role as district Big Macher? I think it goes back to my many years being deeply unpopular and being nerdy at some level that less nerdy can hear, like dog whistles, which makes me very suspicious of people suddenly wanting to know me. Haven't had this much insincere friendliness since the summer my brother had an ice cream truck route and he gave me free stuff for cleaning his truck.