Things I Say When I'm Anesthetized

I need sweet air at the dentist's, b/c I am a big wuss. So while I'm under, I say, "So you guys must hate Marathon Man, eh? Or do you watch it at conventions and shout out the dialogue?" The dentist, normally an amiable fellow with a sense of humor, seemed taken aback. He said, "No, it made me cringe when I saw it." Well, sure.

Also: went to the cemetery (would have been my mother's birthday) and wasn't happy with the perpetual care: whoever clipped the yews on the grave next door knocked my mother's footstone next to my father's and just left it that way. I was able to slide it back into position myself, but it wasn't a nice thing to see.