So I am watching Project Runway with Primera, because we are all about fashion in this house, and honestly, could Blayne be any dumber? Chris March comes out in full Valkyrie regalia, including golden braids, horned helmet and fish-scaled breastplates, and Blayne describes it as a "yodeling outfit." I think he's also the one who didn't get some Beatles reference a few weeks back. Youth is no excuse: I've had ninth graders quoting Talking Heads lyrics at me. It's stupidity.