I'll post side by side pictures, if I get the chance, but I finally figured out who Joseph Bruno, State Senate Majority Leader, reminds me of: David Canary, the conniving tycoon from All My Children. Seriously: they're both handsome but look like their faces were pushed in with a shovel.

I mentioned this at work the other day and the colleagues who bothered to acknowledge me looked at me like I was an idiot. Plus I was admitting I watch soap operas. Fuck them. It's narrative.