Swish! She Shops, She Scores!

This is what I love about Century 21: while on some days you walk in and there's absolutely nothing, or rather stuff that makes me growl and sputter (as I did on the way in, when I said, fairly loudly, after sizing up the so-called Large and X-L section, "Size 10 is not a large." Honestly: half of the women in this country wear size 12 and above, so really 12 should be a medium), on other days, like today for example, you walk in and there is a suede Gianfranco Ferre jacket in your size on the racks, and it is reduced from $1200 to $80. I repeat: Eighty. Dollars. I did the shopper dance of joy and asked three sales clerks what was wrong with the jacket (as best I can tell, nothing, except for a little wear on the jacket sleeve b/c it's probably been tried on 800 times).

I am absurdly happy about this.