What made me laugh today:

I was subbing for a science teacher who left me really sketchy lesson plans. First period was supposed to do a 10-question handout, which somehow ran to three pages. On the bottom of the first page, this kid wrote "Care," then the same thing on the second, then "Care More," on the last page.

By the next free period, I knew I was in trouble w/time, so I ended up showing "Magic Schoolbus" and some clips on the immune system.