Things to do in Hempstead When You're Dead

Go in the flight simulator. Which cost, by the way, $8 a pop, thus setting me back 16 big ones when I took the son and heir there yesterday. We lasted 45 seconds, which works out to what? 35, 40 cents a second?

I have a long list of things Secundo and I are doing this week. We can cross that one off. Forever.

He wasn't loving it either, so we decided he won't be a pilot. Besides, I told him Jewish people don't take jobs like that because it's dangerous.