Found this site while scrolling around--query letters for screenplays. Brought back fond memories of being an editorial assistant and having to read unsolicited manuscripts. Bad as this is, it doesn't approach the Amateur Hour horror that was the slush pile.

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Evil mom moment: the kids are supposed to practice piano for twenty minutes. I am the Keeper of the Timer. I set the timer for thirty minutes. They don't know. I know, I'm setting them up for a lifetime of music appreciation.