This is a nice story: a tee ball coach who paid his eight-year-old player money to hit an autistic teammate in the face with a ball. I'd read about this story before but was sort of hoping it wasn't true, but it looks like he confessed as much to the father of the little hit man he hired. I read stuff like this and it's like the George Costanza-ization of the world: these people look like they've been socialized and have a conventional superego and moral code, but they don't.