There's a Lifetime movie on tonight about a woman with autistic twins. I'm feeling this vague sense of guilt that I'm not going to watch a Lifetime movie b/c I'm going to hear a rabbi talk. I don't need to see this movie. Even though it benefits "the community." At some point when I have more caffeine I'll think about the real-life benefits to the autism community of crummy cable movies. Ditto for the new character w/Asperger's on "All My Children." I can see already they're going to turn her into Chance the Gardener. Except ye become as little children....