A Shonda to the Goyim
Started thinking about this in the car: I remember bonding w/another grad student in the bathroom of Wilson Hall by mulling over who on the faculty we thought were Jewish. Cushman? Not sure. Levinson? Definite. So herewith people I'd just as soon not claim as members of the tribe, halichically or self-professed:

Robert Novak (converted, but halichically Jewish)
Roy Cohn
Judge Julius Hoffman
Judge Irving Kaufman
Henry Kissinger
Laura Schlessinger
Howard Stern
David Horowitz
Norman Podhoretz
Michael Medved
Frank Luntz